Instructions :
1 - Answer truthfully! Pick the answer that reflects you best - even if it doesn't sound as cool as other answers.
2 - Get all your points together, I'd suggest opening a calculator, to find how just how crazy you are !
LET'S DO THIS THING.

1 - What was the last thing you remember dreaming about ?
A) I dreamed about something in a happy setting - I woke up and felt very good. (-2)
B) I had a weird dream that didn't really make sense, but it was kind of humorous. (-1)
C) I had one of those dreams that are just weird, makes no sense, and I didn't really remember it afterwards. (+0)
D) I dreamed about something happy, except it turned into a nightmare pretty quickly. It left me unsettled. (+1)
E) I had a very dark, twisted, sick* dream that SHOULD have disturbed me, but didn't really*. (+2)

*examples : macabre and horror - psychological or physical, or maybe a deviant sexual fetish. or a mix.
*not just because you have a ''strong stomach'' for these things

2 - Do you sometimes feel like people talk in your back, or are out to get you ?
A) What, no, that's ridiculous. (-1)
B) Well... a little. I try to keep a healthy level of wariness toward people. (+0)
C) I have difficulty bonding with people because you keep imagining all the shit they might say in my back - I don't know how much of my imagination is true. (+1)
D) All the time - honestly, I feel constantly watched, monitored, talked behind my back. I'm perpetually nervous. (+2)

3 - Do you think the radio is strangely attuned to your life ? Playing the soundtrack of your life ?
A) What, no - and if it does, it's because I picked the tracks myself. (-2)
B) Sometimes - it's a weird coincidence, nothing more. (+0)
C) Heck yes, what is this - it happens way too often. (+1)
D) I don't listen to music anymore, it was freaking me out way too much (+2)

4 - What's your favourite music genre ?
A) I like crazy-sounding music! (-1)
B) What do my music tastes have to do with this ? (+0)
C) I'm not telling you, you just want to amass information on me. (+1)

5 - Do you suffer from any kind of hallucinations ?
A) Maybe I am, how do I figure it out ? Should I consult ? (+0)
B) Well sometimes I think I hear things, but it's just my hyperactive imagination - like everyone else. AND/OR I suffer from hypnagogic hallucinations (seeing or hearing things just before falling asleep or waking up). (+0)
C) Yes, and I have an OFFICIAL MEDICALLY-CONFIRMED diagnosis to explain these. (+2)
D) I hear the ''voices'' in my head all the time... (-1)
E) I actually hear, or see, or feel things that I shouldn't but I haven't told anyone yet, I feel like I shouldn't. (+3)
(worry not - your end score will not let people know what you picked)

6 - Do you have any die-for convictions that you hold on to that might seem strange to others ?
A) Well I'm really convinced [person A] should get together with [person B] in [TV Show] ! Even if it makes no sense to others. That sort of thing - but it's really important to me! (-2)
B) What, like... convictions related to touchy things like religion, abortion, gay marriage ? (+0)
C) There are things that I KNOW I am right about, even if nobody else (or few people) agree with me, and even if they try to show me stupid ''proof'' that what I think is wrong. I KNOW that I'm right. It's very upsetting.*(+2)

*This does not refer to creationist vs evolution type of debates, just to be clear.

7 - Do you have any obsessive compulsive behaviours ?
A) I obsess over my fictious fandoms and I check DeviantArt everyday. (-2)
B) I'm sure I don't have anything I do to an obsessive compulsive point, maybe a few light ones, but they won't make me agitated. (+0)
C) I have a few compulsions that I MUST do, and I must do them RIGHT, otherwise I will be agitated until I fix it - ''This isn't right!''. (+1)
D) My life is set like clockwork around my obsessive compulsive disorder, and I must make sure to do everything exactly as my compulsions dictates. (+2)

8 - What about mood swings ?
A) I have a lot of mood swings - but I'm not even an adult yet! (-1)
B) Not particularly. I generally have an regular mood, peppered with normal outbursts. (+0)
C) My mood can flick within minutes anywhere on the emotional spectrum - I can be very happy one moment, then get hit by a wave of intense sadness sufficient to make me cry, and becoming happy again. (+1)
D) I tend to go through weeks-long periods where I'm ''on a high'' (mania) and other times on serious ''downs'' (depression). (+1)
E) C or D as an official medical diagnosis. (+2)

9 - Do you have difficulty remembering things ?
A) I keep forgetting to check my messages or buy more milk. (-1)
B) Well I forget things like everyone, at an average rate. (+0)
C) Yes, this impedes my life and my relationships - I forget things more than the average person. They can be important and unimportant things - even with multiple reminders not to. (+2)
D) I forget everything - it's also difficult for me to get home unassisted or remember people's names or even what I'm doing right now. (+3)
E) I actually note down everything compulsively so I won't forget anything because I fear I might. (+1)
F) I have blackouts and can't remember doing certain things. (+3)

10 - Have you tried means of escape ? Alcohol, Substance abuse, self-harm, fantasy worlds, others ?
A) I go in my own little fantasy artist world all the time ! (-1)
B) I occasionally* take a drink and/or I occasionally* smoke a joint AND/OR I don't use any means of escape - I sometimes go in my fantasy world, I daydream but I don't forget reality. (+0)
C) I sometimes go in my own head, retreat in my own world, so deep that I do not satisfy basic human requirements. (+2)
D) I practice self-harm as a mean of escape. (+1)
E) I did one or more of those things, in a mean-of-escape fashion, at one point in my life. (+2)

*By occasionally, here it means casually - not compelled to. It's not an addiction or a mean of escape.
It means it's just casual fun - and be careful to keep it that way (even if I'm not your mother, have a free piece of advice).

11 - Do you suffer from any eating disorder, such as anorexia or bulimia ?
A) No, but I wish I had either of these examples - I think I'm too fat. (-2)
B) I eat normally - I worry about my weight occasionally but not to this point. (+0)
C) I do either starve myself for days, or eat too much then make myself throw it back up sometimes... I don't think it's that bad yet though, I have an handle on it. (+2)
D) I acknowledge that I suffer from an eating disorder. (+1)

12 - How are your sleeping habits ?
A) I stay up late browsing the internet because I can, even if I'm tired. (-2)
B) I generally go to bed like at a reasonable hour - sometimes later, sometimes earlier. (+0)
C) I can't sleep, I have to take pills (sometimes even that doesn't help) - I have chronic insomnia OR I sleep way too much, more than ten hours a day. (+1)
D) I tend to get up around 1 pm on my days off. (-1)
E) I alternate between insomnia - C - and sleeping way too much - D - (+2).

13 - Do you feel like you are out of touch with everything ?
A) I live in the middle of nowhere, backwardsville, so of course I do ! (-2)
B) I sometimes feel disconnected from everything - but it might be a side-effect of my medication. (+2)
C) I can't say I do. (+0)
D) I frequently feel like I am removed from situations, events, my own emotions, etc. I feel blank most of the time. (+3)
E) I sometimes feel like I'm in the ''back-seat'' - but it generally happens in a situation where I feel ''threatened'' somehow, emotionally or physically. (+2)
F) I occasionally do feel slightly disconnected, for no reasons that I can pinpoint. (+1)

14 - Do you sometimes do things that you typically don't like but when you do them, they give you a thrill ?
A) Well yeah, I get dared to do a lot of stupid stuff by my friends. (-1)
B) Sometimes I try new things reluctantly and end up liking them, when I thought that I wouldn't. (+0)
C) I sometimes do dangerous and/or reckless things that I would never do, and get a thrill out of it - but after the moment has passed I can't believe what I have done and I still regret and dislike what I just did. It's confusing. (+2)
D) I apparently do strange/reckless/dangerous things, but I don't remember them.(+3)

15 - Do you occasionally feel like your mind isn't ''safe'' ?
A) Well duh - all sort of crazy stuff lurking in there. (-2)
B) I think my mind is a safe place - my safe haven. I retreat back in there (literally) all the time. (+1)
C) I feel like I have no filter - like I talk out loud all the time, so I'm wary of my own thoughts. (+1)
D) I feel like there's always somebody watching, even reading my thoughts - sometimes placing them inside my head or removing them... (+2)
E) I think my mind is just my mind - it's my safe place and nobody else can go in there. (+0)

16 - Why did you take this quiz ? Besides ''I'm bored''.
A) Well, I'm pretty sure I'm crazy - all the other quizzes said so. (-2)
B) There was a quiz. I like quizzes. (+0)
C) I was anxious as to my level of sanity. (-1)

My total-3 points

Hey so you made it to the end. This is great.
The commentary next to the result is a GENERALITY and the scoring rate is APPROXIMATE. It does not apply INDIVIDUALLY :

Under -5 :  You aren't crazy. If you took this quiz because you thought you were, well... I'm not sorry to dissapoint you. It may sounds great for you to say ''Hey look-it, I'm crazy!'' but you aren't. You may want to get over this and find another label that more accurately represents you. It's not cool or edgy to have a mental condition or illness.

Also! Nobody likes liars or people who make themselves out as something they are not to be more interesting... I'm just saying.
Doing that will bite you in the butt eventually - now I'm not your mother, but have a second free piece of advice anyway.

-5 to 10 : You seem like a rather average, balanced, normal individual to me. Nothing to say here, move along.

10 to 20 : I think that while you aren't completely average or perfectly balanced - it makes you seem more... quirky than crazy. You have your issues or problems - but you might want to deal with what's wrong though, if you aren't already -  if at least so it doesn't worsen.

20+ : You should probably get sanity potions - your meter appears to be low.*
But I'd strongly suggest/hope you are getting professional help for that though. I think you might need it.

* Amnesia : The Dark Descent reference.

Warning : This ISN'T a diagnosis. I am not qualified in any ways to do that.
It does not imply either that you are LESS OF A PERSON for having ANY kind of mental problem.
I think anybody living with any kind of condition, physical or mental, is very strong.